Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
This fucking show
- Me: *loses 2 followers*
- Me: maybe i should just delete my blog
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
I don’t even get to experience the friend-zone because nobody wants to be my friend
MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP
some people make gifs so fast did u even watch the episode
tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
it’s been a long day… and by day I mean penis… my penis..
reallllly long day… like wow that’s so big…
If ur pets dont like him he aint da one