The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.



howonesucksafuck:

This fucking show

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  • Me: *loses 2 followers*
  • Me: maybe i should just delete my blog

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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sorry:

I don’t even get to experience the friend-zone because nobody wants to be my friend

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madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

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milkasa:

some people make gifs so fast did u even watch the episode

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snapchatting:

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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gabite:

it’s been a long day… and by day I mean penis… my penis..

reallllly long day… like wow that’s so big…

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juicymart:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

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